Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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