Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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