So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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