Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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