just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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