It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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