I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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