And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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