He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We're too hungover to prance.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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