Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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