I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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