with your own penis?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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