So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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