People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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