We won't sleep together?
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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