Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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