Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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