Me too!
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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