I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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