It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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