i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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