ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
NoShamevember. You game?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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