Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
do nipples grow back?
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