forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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