Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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