I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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