meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I puked a lego.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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