My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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