who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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