do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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