i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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