Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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