just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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