I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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