Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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