How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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