respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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