that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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