Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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