Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
