I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
i out mim tonsoeep
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