I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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