no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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