So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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