NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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