Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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