Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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