David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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