It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
These tits shall not be calmed
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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