Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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