He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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