I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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