I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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