didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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